Treating Love Statistically?

Many people want to have the ONE love of their life. I tried it too. It didn't work.

I was trying to get this one girl and desperately trying to have a relationship with her using any means possible some even creepy ones that could be interpreted as stalking.

I was not conscious what I was doing. This behaviour ate so much of my time I finally gave up since I needed to focus on my academic and professional careers also.

Magic happened. I started getting more attention than when being this desperate. I tried a new way, by treating love statistically, by having a constant feedback loop and having the largest possible statistical population.

It worked. Now I am great colleagues with many of girls in my environment and I am able to have more promising relationships because I am not stressed out about any of them.